Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do bees chew?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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