What makes music in your hair?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?