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Why do nails need so much pain relief?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?