Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?