Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's E.T. short for?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Which state has the best streets?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?