What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Which singer could always break a five?