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Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

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Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?