Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Who is a house's favorite band?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which dance will a chicken not do?