What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do you call the dog magician?

What's the friendliest national park?

How do you grill cheese?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?