Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Which president loved to take baths?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?