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What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?