There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What condiment has wings?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?