What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
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