What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
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