I used to be addicted to not showering.

Where do books sleep?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What fish only swims at night?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?