Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Where do books sleep?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
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