Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What animal loves Indian food?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Do you know the name Pavlov?