Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Where do hands go on vacation?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?