Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Can February March?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?