Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?