If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

How do you grill cheese?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?