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What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

I broke my finger!

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What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

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