What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

I broke my finger!

Can February March?

Why don't fish play basketball?