Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Families are like fudge.

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?