What is the emptiest holiday?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the bud so shy?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

How was the wedding?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?