How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is summer always sad?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the mime upset?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What birds always travel in twos?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
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