Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What table can you never sit at?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?