Why is summer always sad?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?