What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

How did the tree get lost?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What is a cow's dream job?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the painter say to the wall?

How do you wash a lamb?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?