What do you do when two snails fight?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What day is your mom always right?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What event do spiders love to attend?

How does dinner smell?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?