Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do little monsters call their mother?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?