Who is God's favorite superhero?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where do books sleep?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?