What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do rich squirrels eat?