What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's the difference between soccer and football?