What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How are teens like cats?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?