Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why are boxers good comedians?

How do fall and winter say hello?