What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?