What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?