What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the baby laptop call her father?