How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Which family member has tusks?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
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