Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why are goats so funny?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the frog starve?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?