Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?