What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do fish do at parades?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?