What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did electricity win the race?

Are baby skunks cute?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call an old snowman?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?