What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What shape has a knighthood?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
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