What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?