Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What's the politest month?