Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why are fish such good architects?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?