Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why is money so stubborn?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.