Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why do cubes make great referees?