Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How does dinner smell?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?