What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why are fish such good architects?

What sound does a witch's car make?