Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Where would you find an elephant?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why are farmers so laid-back?