What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

How do birds threaten one another?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?