Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Which subject has two parts?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What day of the week do chickens hide?