What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?