Why did the cat go to medical school?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why do plants hate algebra?