What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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