What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do fairies always drink?

It's Crowded!

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?