What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why do cats love to work?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

When do ghosts love to go camping?