What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?