What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
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What's a cow's favorite music note?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
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