What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
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What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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