What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why are farmers so laid-back?