Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where does laundry go to college?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?