Which cats have the best manners?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?