What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?