What do you call a famous turtle?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do books sleep?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?