What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?