Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?