Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?