Why do librarians never make plans?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why was the math book sad?

Why is furniture so generous?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?