What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How do you get kids to do something?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?