What's a pirate's favorite color?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?