What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How long will dinner be?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Families are like fudge.

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What insect thinks it's a dog?