Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the cat so small?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
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