What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do rhinos charge?