Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do fish do at parades?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What bird is losing its hair?