What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

When do astronauts eat?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why do plants hate algebra?