Where do books love to go on vacation?
A theme park.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a flying police officer?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do termites go camping?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
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