What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?