What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?