What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Why is winter considered holy?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the confused bee say?
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