What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
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