What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
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What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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