What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of books do boats write?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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