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Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

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