What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's black and white and red all over?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What type of dog loves to take showers?