What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?