Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are fish such good architects?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why are books always so angry?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?