Why was the mime upset?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What building always gets stains on it?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What words make the best athletes?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How does a squid go into battle?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?