What do teachers do during summer break?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What says: oom oom oom?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?