What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why is a computer so smart?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?