What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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