What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
How did the vampire start his letter?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
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