Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What does a dog say before eating?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What do you call a tired tree?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?