What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
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