What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What game do mice love to play?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?