What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
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What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
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