What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What fairy loves to count?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
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