What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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