What vegetables do librarians like?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What kind of pants do fish wear?