What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
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What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
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What's the world's weakest animal?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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