What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Surprise!!!!
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
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