How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do bees say in the summer?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why do cubes make great referees?