Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's a forklift?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?