What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
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