What reads and lives in an apple?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

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What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

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