Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?