What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why are stones so good at music?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do sheep say when they're in love?