What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
The French horn.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do bees chew?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the student eat their homework?
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