Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?