Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the echo get detention?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why do librarians never make plans?