Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Where do polar bears vote?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Which animal is the most religious?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What type of car do planets buy?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?