What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
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Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
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