What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
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