What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Why did the foal cough?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
I broke my finger!
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
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