What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
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What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What makes music in your hair?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
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