What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
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