Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?