Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where does laundry go to college?
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