Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are books always so angry?
Which fly makes films?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
It's Crowded!
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do fireflies start a race?
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