What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?