Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What tea do footballers drink?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
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