Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What do you call a tired tree?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is the coolest country?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
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