Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why are trees always so positive?

What reads and lives in an apple?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What bird is always sad?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?