Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?