What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a small mom?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?