What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call an angry monkey?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?